Why???

I was at the foreigner's office in the city hall this morning. It turned out that the workers, probably in Berlin, were super slow, and new certificates of stay permit for me and my family were not ready.

So ........... , I had to pay extra because of their slow work, literally!
(Wir sind in Urlaubmeisterland, ich weiss)

I wish I could find a convincing reason for this and ................

I just want to choose the place to live in by myself. Of course, I can.

This is, too! (I was not the one who wrote the words at the bottom)